I go to the bathroom, doing my thing, I hear someone enter and leave the bathroom fairly quickly. I've a key to let myself out of the building. So, anyway, I'm working late, like some kind of idiot. No, you can't have a new chair! ARrgh, you plugged in a fan, a fan! We'll all die! Respect my authority!" "Don't touch my thermostats! You are not allowed to move furniture without my permission. Every large building has a Phil, you know the type. Our building manager was a big guy named Phil. The Chevrolet dealer had us a replacement wheel about a week later. We gave them back their deposit, minus the rental fees. They got one, but the jack got stuck and they left. They had been in an apartment overnight with women and someone had tried to steal the wheels off the car. They bring the car back two days later, apparently successful. We fill out the rental contract and lock up 40 $100s in the safe where we keep car keys and petty cash overnight. "This is a good car to pull birds with?" Took me a second, but I watched a lot British TV on PBS. A six-cylinder Camaro with a basic trim package. "This is the sexiest car you have?" Yeah, pretty much. They were baffled by all the insistence on credit cards, "in our country all cash, everything cash," pronouncing it "kesh." We take a $4000 cash deposit, and pretty much insist they take all the optional coverage. I'm picking up two guys who are Iranian (they called themselves "Persian") in one of our "sporty" cars - a Camaro. Well, we'd need to run a credit check.oh. One day, I'm in the office, and the manager is on the phone. We required either a credit card, or because we did insurance replacement as well as "retail" rentals, we would take a check or cash deposit with a credit check. I worked in the car rental business - my first job after college (early 1980s). Stirring shiat to be burned is a science and if you don't do it right you tend to not burn the stuff as well as you need to. It's also fun to experiment with various ways of stirring. That shiat goes off like a rocket and soars up 10 feet in air before it comes crashing down. You get used to it rather quickly when you realize how much fun you can have burning things in the pans like throwing closed empty water bottles into the fire. Strong contender for grossest work story emerges quickly Anyways some asshole took a shiat without the pan in place during on a day which I was tasked with stirring the shiat stew, and I had to clean it up Figured out the perfect ratio of MOGAS to feces. Got pretty dang good at burning shiat stew. We would burn the shiat when the pans got full. So we had shiat shacks built outside with pans in them to catch the droppings. Father_Jack: cman: I the early days of the Iraq war indoor plumbing wasn't always not always easy to come by.
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